Captain Jack’s Aftershave Balm UK Made With Natural And Organic Ingredients For The Beardless Cruelty-Free 100 Mililitre

At last Captain Jack’s famous secret recipe can be enjoyed by the Beardless! Previously only Bearded Men could enjoy the hugely popular Captain Jack’s Pirate Beard Oil
Now Captain Jack is catering for the clean shaven pirate – 100ml Organic & Natural Aftershave Balm – Unscented
PH Balanced and Paraben FREE
Captain Jack’s story started like this: • Condition your beard, before it’s too late. Read and heed this cautionary tale lest you suffer the same fate as the legendary pirate ‘Lord Smitherton of Rochester’ commonly known as ‘Captain Crow’s Nest Beard’. Renowned for his dark, huge and wildly unkempt beard he was a formidable figure, and a ruthless pirate. There is even a rumour he once killed a man using just his beard. Truly he was the very thing nightmares are made of. But sadly his huge and straggly beard was to be his undoing. One night while celebrating the vanquish of a rival pirate with flagons of ale he stumbled into the street to relieve himself, tripped into the gutter and his long unkempt beard was caught in the wheel of a passing cattle cart, it took only seconds for his head to be wrenched clean off, to end up rolling down the hill. If only his beard was well looked after, he may have lived longer than his short 27 years on this earth. Maybe it was a good thing he was taken from us so he could no longer run rampage on the seven seas. His first mate Jack became the new captain of his ship and vowed never to shave his face, in honour of his lost Captain. Jack was wise and vowed not to suffer the same fate as his wild bearded mentor. He searched and searched on his travels and came up with a unique treatment to keep his beard well conditioned, scented, and free from snags, loops and knots – that could potentially lead to his downfall. Captain Jack’s Pirate Beard Oil Conditioner was born and Captain Jack lived a long and prosperous life, some say he still sails the seven seas with his beard flying in the wind…